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Kitty Cat Hats, Y’all!

Cutie Pie Cap

Kitty cat hat for babies, kids and/or adults

Adorable, irresistible, unbelievable,nonabominable, warm, wintery, wooly hats with kitty cat ears! Yep. Believe it.

Okay, first, stop looking at the adorable baby and focus on the hat. Thanks.

It’s here! The infamous Kitty Cat Hat by Sassy Crochet! And not just in baby size, either!

Currently available in baby, child, or teen/adult size.

Stay purrfectly warm while looking like a giant cat! How adorable!

Kitty cat hats for kids

They come in all sizes for all kinds of cool cats!

You know you want one for yourself, but don’t forget your teens, tweens, and pre-teens.

ALSO, your babies, your friends’ babies, and you need another one for yourself, too. Maybe one to keep in the car.

Oh, and your friends.

And your sister, probably. But you might keep that one for yourself.

He's not happy.

Don't order THIS kind of kitty hat!

These adorable beauties are made of acrylic yarn, so they’re machine washable for easy care. You probably want to shape them and lay them to dry though, for that kitty head look.

I have a few in stock in gray, but I’d be happy to consider other colors. Email me and let me know what you’d like, if gray isn’t your pick of the litter!

$20 each plus S&H

Because they need to be customized for size (and possible color), please see ordering instructions below!


Because of customization requirements, I am taking Kitty Cat Hat orders via email.

Please send an email to with the subject line:

Please include the following information:

Your full name and address — so I know where to send the order (no PO Boxes please).

Which size hat you need – choose from BABY, CHILD, or ADULT

The color you would like — Gray is standard. I will try my best to fulfill your exact request, but it depends on the available yarn and colors may vary from the photos.

Your intended payment method (I can accept check, Paypal or money order) — no credit card orders please.

BEFORE I FULFILL YOUR ORDER, I WILL EMAIL YOU to confirm the details. At that time, I will also arrange payment with you.

Please add “” to your address book. Check your junk email folder if you do not see an email from me within 24 hours.


Cool Cat in the Hat

Order THIS one!

They Do Exist! Cryptid Creatures – Get Your Own!

Bigfoot, Yeti, Sasquatch, Abominable Snowman, Windigo, Skunk Ape, Yeren, Grassman, Yowie, Oran-Pendek, and…

Squatches on Spring Break

Squatches On Holiday!


It’s true! They’re real!

For years you’ve heard stories about the wild, ape-like creatures around the world.

You’ve seen the movies and the commercials. (Despite what you’ve heard, you should NOT mess with Sasquatch.)

Now, you can have your very own loveable, squishable, cuddly cryptid!

Great stress relievers, these squatchtastic companions go anywhere in your purse or wallet (if you have a big wallet).

They eat very little, despite their reputation, and are much less smelly than you would think. Kids love ‘em, pets love ‘em, parents love ‘em. Hug a squatch today!

You can’t beat German engineering! Making America thin, one squatch at a time! I can’t do this all day! Just set it and forget it!

I’m taking orders for these little guys via email. Order now! (See instructions below.)

They are created from fuzzy synthetic yarn with cotton faces. PLEASE NOTE: They are NOT baby-safe in that the eyes would pose a choking hazard for small children. They ARE toys but not meant for little ones.

Colors are approximate and may vary (depending on available yarn). For example, brown will be brown, but may not be the exact brown shown here.

COLORS AVAILABLE (not all are shown):

  • Brown
  • Rust
  • Orange
  • White
  • Light green
  • Dark green
  • Black
  • Purple
  • Yellow
  • Blue
  • ? ? Suggestions welcome!

 $20 each* plus S&H



Due to overwhelming interest, I’m taking squatch orders via email.

Please send an email to with the subject line: SQUATCH ORDER

Include the following information:

Your full name and address so I know where to send the order (no PO Boxes please).

How many squatches you want and what color(s) — I’ll try my best to fulfill your exact request, but it depends on the available yarn and colors may vary.

How you’ll pay for your order – I can take checks, Paypal or money orders. I can’t accept credit card orders.

BEFORE I FILL YOUR ORDER, I’LL EMAIL YOU to confirm the details. At that time, I’ll also arrange payment with you. I do not ship until I receive payment. (Even if you’re the nicest person in the world, it’s my policy to receive payment first. Sometimes, stuff happens and people can’t pay. I get it. But I can’t work for free, either!)

Please add “” to your address book. Check your junk email folder if you do not see an email from me within 24 hours.


Bigfoot Yeti  Sasquatch  Skunk Ape  Grassman  Squatch Attack

Medium Market Bag in Tomato Twist

I hope you’re not wearing your pj bottoms to the market if you plan to carry this cute bag!

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This 100% cotton bag in a tomato-red twist is perfect for toting your produce from the market.

But please, do it justice and don’t wear your pajama bottoms to the store when you’re carrying it. It’s just not right.

About 11″ long, but stretches much longer, with 7″ long handles. This little bag will tote whatever you throw in it.

Easy care – machine wash and dry.

And no – you can’t have the cute girl modeling it. She’s my niece. MINE!

And when she’s famous, you saw her here first.


$15 plus S&H

Item # BG-TOTEMKT1108010

Great Green Granny Tote for Old-School Good Looks

Vintage Styling in a Modern Color. I LOVE this green and I love this bag.

Vintage Inspired Tote in Grass Green Cotton

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So romantic, but so fun! Bright green and summery.

Throw your stuff in and go, go, go.

100 percent cotton. Easy care.

You’re lucky I’m giving up this bag because I was sorely tempted to keep this one for myself!

13.5″ wide and 10″ from the bottom of the bag to the button.  (13.5″ from the bottom of the bag to the bottom of the handle.)

The handles are about 14″ long.



$25 plus S&H


Item # BG-TOTEGRN1108009


Vintage Inspired Tote in Sweet Cream White Cotton

This Isn’t Your Granny’s Tote! (But she might like it as a gift for her birthday.)

Vintage Inspired Tote in Sweet Cream White Cotton

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Accessories not included! (Who EVER thinks that they really are?)

This tote is a larger version of our Romantically Modern tote. It’s a super soft bulkier yarn in a gorgeous sweet cream white cotton yarn. The picture may not be a perfect representation. It’s pretty white.

Lovely rosettes sit in the middle of modernized granny squares.

This nice, big tote will let you haul everything you need from here to there.

100% easy-care cotton.

This roomy bag is 14″ wide and 11″ from bottom to the closure button. The straps are about 13″ long, so it’s an over-the-shoulder kind of bag.


$25 plus S&H


Item # BG-TOTESCR1108008

Romantically Modern Tote in White Cloud Cotton

Vintage or Modern? Can’t it be both? It can and it is!

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What’s old is new again. But not in a bad way.

The granny square makes a comeback in a lovely pattern with this cloud white cotton tote. The pictures aren’t showing how white it actually is. But it’s very white.

It’s perfect for taking your junk to the beach – books, sunglasses, lunch, whatever.

Or use it to take your notes to work, or even your produce home from the market.

Who am I to tell you how to use it?

In any case, it’s 100% cotton, so it’s easy to take care of.

This one is 11″ wide and 9″ from the bottom to the middle button. The straps are about 12″ long.

$25 plus S&H


Vintage Modern Tote in Cloud White Cotton   


Item # BG-TOTEWTE1108007

Sunny Sunhat in Shades of Denim Blue

SPF Fabulous! Protect yourself from the sun AND bad style with this sweet sunhat.

Denim Blue Sunhat in 100-percent cotton

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Watch out! The sun will get you! But no need to suffer sunburn OR unstylish headwear.

Crocheted in 100% cotton in shades of denim blue.

Pretty stitch detail is lacy so your noggin doesn’t overheat. Perfect with jeans, shorts or a casual skirt.

This wide brim hat is nice and floppy so it folds right up to fit in your bag or purse. Easy care and easy fit. Super stylish!

The top of the brim is about 25″ around. It’s nice and floppy, unless you have a really big head.

$15 plus S&H





Item # HT-SNSUNBL1108007

Flower Child Children’s Hat – Lime Green

Sassy – no, what’s another word for “sassy”? Who cares? This hat is SASSY!

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Adorable, isn’t it? I originally made this for a baby, but my niece is no baby, and she looks super cool in it, doesn’t she?

Lime green, with a Caribbean blue and purple flower. Crocheted in a breezy shell pattern on top, this sassy number (yes – SASSY) is eye-catching and bright.

100% cotton means it keeps your darling cool and it’s easy to take care of.

I love it. You’ll love it. Your baby will love it, or some other little girl will love it. Are you willing to take that chance?

The bottom band is about 19″ around and really won’t stretch more than that.

Please do us both a favor and make sure you measure somebody’s head before you order. Just in case.

You’ll get ooo’s and aah’s from other people when your kid parades around in this hat – I promise.

$15 plus S&H


Item # HT-FLWCHLM1108006


Schmacman Potholders: Gobble Up the Fun

These guys may look familiar, but they aren’t.

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Retro goodness to keep your game-playing fingers safe from burns. Don’t let dreary kitchen chores like cooking on a hot stove mess up your video gaming skillz. These double-thick, 100% cotton potholders are just the token.

The pair includes one energy-munching pie-shaped guy potholder, and a set of 4 ghosties (similar to the infamous Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde) on another potholder.

All characters glide effortlessly on a purple background, and both are backed by a variegated backside. Orange stitching accent the edges and a neat little loop facilitates storage.

Super fun times were had making these! Five colors – what?? Once they’re gone, they may not be back.

$25 for the pair (free S&H on this item)


Item # PH-SCHMACM1108005

Contact me

If you see something you like, but you're interested in different colors or a different theme, let me know. I'll see what I can do!

Email me at and use the subject line "Sassy Crochet Request" so I know what it's about.